Vienna is a sausage.

Or so I hear. Apparently, Microsoft is coming out with codename: 'Vienna' sometime in 2009. Good riddance to Vista, I say. It keeps crashing the poor Dell. Anyways, it brings us comfort to know that a multi-million dollar company has resorted to naming their operating systems after food. Whats next? The Turky? Also, Mircrosoft names their prototypes after mountain ski resorts. Maybe this is a cry for help from the poor programmers chained to their desks? XP was Whistler, after the mpuntain in Canada, and Vienna was Blackcomb. So, I guess a sausage is better then a hair product. Though... I do hesitate to buy anything named after a food. Mac can take advantage of this, however. Before we can get to that, however, I'd like to point out Mac is also a hamburger that could potentially kill you. Also, they use Apples. Thus, Mac is enforcing the american obesity crisis! Thay are at fault! Shun! Shun the beautiful operating system! Now for a commercial break:

Mac: My operating sytem is fierce like a leopard! Rawr! Purty leopard that does not get thrown against the wall in anguish! Go leopards!

PC: My oerating system just makes me hungry... and want to ski.

Mac: Hey. You've got some programmers escaping.

PC: I can't give chase. My cholesterol is too high from looking at you, you fat burger.

Mac: ... I'm still better then you.

PC: ... Sob... I know.

****BUY iMAC!****

On another notes, the Nerdlets are getting their own web pages tomarrow. There is much rejoicing.